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It all started with a throw-away Haiku poem in an email and has grown into something deserving its own page.

The Japanese art of Haiku poetry has been practiced for hundreds of years.  Haiku has gone through many changes of forms and rules through the centuries. The more recent form of Haiku is a poem consisting of 3 lines, with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second line, and 5 syllables in the third. Traditional Haiku usually concerns itself with the beauty of every-day life, the changing seasons, and sometimes offers a surprise ending.  Here's an example.  Note that the syllable structure is lost in translation, but the essence of the Haiku remains:

A gold bug -
I hurl into the darkness
and feel the depth of night.

Takahama, Kyoshi
 

For our purposes, the subject is scooters and the rules (occasionally broken) for a scooter Haiku will be the 5,7,5 syllables per line rule. Due to English being a bit different than Japanese, it's more difficult to achieve the 5,7,5 syllable structure, but it can be done, as evidenced by the many interesting Scooter Haiku poems seen here. 

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Here are the ones that started it all:

 

Senses forced awake

warm savory aromas

scootin' Frisco streets

 

I don't want to walk!
Segway speeds me to Starbucks
Trial lawyers cheer

 

Trapped in my office

Can artificial light kill?

Scooter! Set me free!

 

smell of gasoline
Push button for ignition
fireball and flames!         (be careful folks)

Al Kolvites

 

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Scooting through the night

Air closes up behind me

And then I am gone

 

Sips fuel, clean exhaust

Four stroke scoots are low impact

Who needs fuel cell cars?

 

Little wheels turning

Little engine purrs along

Magic carpet ride

 

Reads NASA Tech Briefs

Also writes scooter Haiku

It's Renaissance Al

 

Adventures we've had,

Adventures still before us

Small magic carpet

 

Eager little scoot.

You come from a hot country
Yet enjoy the chill

Exotic incense
Short of breath, clouds my reason.
Ahead, a two stroke.

 

Sexy little scoot,
It fills up for a dollar.
Happy scootwalla!

Tom

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Red Chetak looks tough
Stock engine says otherwise
Need more horsepower

Enter Cleveland's Pride
Stainless steel roars, voice is found
Red Chetak shouts now!
Dave in OKC

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Scooter Salami,
with his psyche akimbo,
I'm wetting my pants.
Phil Waters

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Wanting to be there
I took a chance on I 10
Let's do it again?

Mike
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Wooded winding road
I am of it and in it
No glass box divides

 

Misty Jade it's not
To me Manly Green it is
I have no more wit

David Fox

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Today I ride free
It is so very joyful
Bugs in my smile...

Scott G.
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A very long drive
Big smiles through the purchase
Bajaj dos Bajaj

Tim
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Jump on my scooter
Black as night he looks so cool
Everyone just stares
Rebecca G

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Red scooter goes by,
shiny in the summer sun...
cooler than a car.
Craig R.

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The heat really sucks
so I ride even faster
to get a cold beer

etedder

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Towering cacti
Orange groves & eucalyptus
Desert scootering

James
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All day I shall ride

Bajaj Chetak sets me free

I know I’m in love

Terry Morrow

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I ride my scooter.
Past sunlit inlets and bays.
Wife and kids can't come.
David Leader
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Cool air rushes past,
Her arms tight around my waist.
Love scootwalla life.

Heritage, panache
Efficient, smart; made from wind.*
Once and future ride.
Scoot safe,
Tom

*BajajAuto owns their own wind farms that provide the electricity for their factories.
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Your sharp sarcasm
burns my tender ego like
predetonation.

Hamlet Jones

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angry sound of bees
recklessly I fly tonight
I must see you now

inspired by Bob Hart

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distant horizon
ever closer the front wheel
what does the day bring?

 

odometer turns
calmly noting our progress
through the countryside

 

Chetak, trusted steed
I grow tired of labor
carry me homeward

William Baguhn

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a little metal
in between me and the road
with lots of wind space

Minerva Sadorra
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my scooter is okay
standing near tent
I sleep inside

enjoying the sunlite
people in their shirts
I take on the wind coat

I see the snow from window
four seasons people say
but there is only one

trees are beautiful on the TV
hills are displayed high
scooter just makes you there
Yakov Sudeikin

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Getting into the Scooter Haiku spirit?

Feel free to submit your own scooter Haiku to: swami@argousa.com

If he likes it, we will post it. 

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Think peaceful thoughts and write a Haiku

 

Or think abstract thoughts and write a Haiku

 

 

As long as it's about scooters and the scooter life, then send it to the swami@argousa.com

 

 

 

California Christmas morning
Chetak starts
Fun begins!

Harry Myhre

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For Al's inclusion,
syllabic precision please.
No Ginsberg allowed.

Rapid and insane
pounding from inside my head...
No wait, it's Phil's pipe.
Bajajim

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Bayou Haiki

 

Put dat scooter in
De gear, I don't got no fear
Gawn' down de bayou

To get some mo' beer
Go home and see what my wife
Done cook. She be de one dat

Put de fear in me
Oh Lawd Mercy an' Beau Coup
Dinner don't meet EPA specs

Emissions or particulates
What do on de bayou now
Don't eat, only drink and Haiku

scootersalami

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Of roads, wind and curves
Whirling leaves to tease the trees
Scooter dreams are these

A blur of wheeled velvet
Transcends the traffic of life
Alas, a Scooter

Basement lights are out
Warmth still in the engine valves
Scooter sleeping now

John Coogan

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And from John Coogan's wife, Donna:

 

"I bought a scooter"
hubby told me late one night
"It's blue and so cool"

"Who wants a fun ride?"
he asked the whole family
"Me!" said the small kids

They are way too young
"My babies cannot go dear"
I put my foot down

"Not ridin' with Dad"
said our two oh so cool teens
"but get us our own"

"I don't want to ride"
I told my so sad sweetheart
"I like my warm car"

Off he goes alone
Into the cold morning dew
No riders to share

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And from John & Donna Coogan's teenage daughter, Laryssa

 

Feel very annoyed,
cannot enjoy the fast wind,
looking like a droid.

People flying by,
they're staring at me weirdly,
really want to die.

When will this trip end!
I want back my dignity.
Oh no! Passed a friend.

Pull in, neighbors stare.
Take off the sticky helmet,
give it evil glare.

Finally back home,
my hair staticky and gross.
Too hard for the comb.

Wake up tomorrow.
Hop in the nice hot shower.
Ok, time to go!

"Welcome! Smiles Kia,
I have soft seats and head rest!"
"I'm glad to see ya!"

This trip somewhat far.
Ipod on, warm cozy heat,
Ahh...the peaceful car!

Does the swami detect some scooter-caused tension in the Coogan household?  To possibly add fuel to the fire, the swami will say that John's poetic and positive scooter Haiku's are the best in the house.

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A twist of the wrist

all my demons fall behind

buried in the wind

Nate Falls

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Which first art or form

that lets steel shape into dreams

sleek riding machines?

 

Swami makes me mad

when Haikus I sweat to write

and he thinks them bad

Charles Schroeder

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